100+ Funny Teenage Inspirational Quotes

As a parent of a teenager, you know how tough it can be to motivate and inspire your child, especially when they’d rather be binge-watching their favorite show or scrolling through social media. That’s why I’ve compiled over 100 funny teenage inspirational quotes that are perfect for teenagers in this blog post. 

These quotes will not only make your teenager laugh but also give them a much-needed kick in the pants to tackle their daily struggles. Whether they’re feeling like a zombie after an all-night gaming session, dealing with the rollercoaster of teenage emotions, or just need a good laugh to break up the monotony of their day, these quotes are sure to resonate with them. I am sure few of them are so inspiring that will make your child feel like they can conquer anything (even algebra).

100+ Funny teenage inspirational quotes

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

Benjamin Franklin

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

Unknown

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Unknown

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Unknown

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Lewis Carroll

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

Confucius

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

Albert Einstein

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

Thomas Edison

I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.

Unknown

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

Charles R. Swindoll

The best way to predict your future is to create it.

Abraham Lincoln

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

Bill Cosby

Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway.

Eleanor Roosevelt

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

Booker T. Washington

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

Mahatma Gandhi

It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Abraham Lincoln

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Will Rogers

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Oscar Wilde

If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.

Malcolm X

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

Theodore Roosevelt

Life is a journey, and if you fall in love with the journey, you will be in love forever.

Peter Hagerty

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Steve Jobs

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.

Oprah Winfrey

Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.

Jennifer Lee

If you want to be happy, be.

Leo Tolstoy

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Eleanor Roosevelt

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.

Stephen Covey

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

Winston Churchill

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

Helen Keller

Chase your dreams, but always know the road that will lead you home again.

Tim McGraw

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Don’t be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.

Roy T. Bennett

If you don’t know where you are going, any road can take you there.

Lewis Carroll

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Oscar Wilde

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.

Helen Keller

Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.

Christian D. Larson

Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.

Earl Nightingale

It’s not about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

Rocky Balboa

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Albert Einstein

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the story you keep telling yourself that you can’t achieve it.

Jordan Belfort

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

Winston Churchill

The only limits you have are the limits you believe.

Wayne Dyer

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

Theodore Roosevelt

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

George Bernard Shaw

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

Robert Frost

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Wayne Gretzky

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.

Dalai Lama

Life is a journey, not a destination.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.

C.S. Lewis

It’s not about what it is, it’s about what it can become.

Dr. Seuss

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Unknown

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Peter Drucker

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

C.S. Lewis

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Will Rogers

You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!

Dr. Seuss

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

Walt Disney

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

Albert Einstein

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Socrates

Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

John Wooden

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

Albert Schweitzer

If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you look at what you don’t have in life, you’ll never have enough.

Oprah Winfrey

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Steve Jobs

The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!

Marvin Phillips

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

Charles R. Swindoll

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.

Dr. Seuss

Dream big and dare to fail.

Norman Vaughan

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

Confucius

The only way to have a good day is to start it with a positive attitude.

Unknown

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Nelson Mandela

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Sam Levenson

Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.

Christian D. Larson

You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.

Unknown

I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

Maya Angelou

Be so good they can’t ignore you.

Steve Martin

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

Soren Kierkegaard

Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.

Unknown

You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

Zig Ziglar

Everything you want is on the other side of fear.

Jack Canfield

You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

A.A. Milne

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.

Hasidic Proverb

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.

Vivian Greene

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.

Stephen Covey

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Will Rogers

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.

Dalai Lama

I have no special talent, I am only passionately curious.

Albert Einstein

It doesn’t matter how many times you fail. What matters is how many times you get up and try again. – Unknown

Unknown

Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot.

Unknown

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Peter Drucker

It always seems impossible until it’s done.

Nelson Mandela

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Conclusion

Did you have a blast going through our list of funny teenage inspirational quotes? We sure hope so! Because let’s face it, raising a teenager is no joke (although sometimes we wish it were!). But fear not, because with these hilarious and uplifting quotes, you can now inspire your teen to greatness while keeping things light and fun.

We know that parenting a teen can sometimes feel like trying to herd cats, but with a good dose of humor and positivity, anything is possible! So why not take a break from the serious stuff and share some of these quotes with your teen? Not only will it make them laugh, but it might just give them the motivation they need to tackle whatever challenges come their way.

Remember, being a teenager is a wild ride, but it’s also a time for growth, self-discovery, and endless opportunities for hilarious memes. So let’s embrace the craziness and enjoy the journey, one funny teenage inspirational quote at a time. Keep laughing, keep inspiring, and most importantly, keep being awesome!

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