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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Oh, just a teething baby who’s having the time of their life cutting their first teeth. Said no parent ever! If you’re a sleep-deprived and caffeine-fueled parent, I feel your pain. That’s why I have compiled a list of tooth-rific knock knock jokes about teeth to distract your little one from the horrors of teething. And who knows, maybe the tooth fairy will even come and leave some cash under their pillow after they brush their teeth! So, grab a teething ring and get ready to laugh your way through the tough teething days with your little one. I can’t guarantee a full night’s sleep, but we can guarantee some hilarious jokes
50+ Knock Knock Jokes about teeth
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth.
Tooth who?
Tooth be told, I’m really excited to see you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dentist.
Dentist who?
Dentist open, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Floss.
Floss who?
Floss the door, I’m coming in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Molar.
Molar who?
Molar power to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crown.
Crown who?
Crowning achievement!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Braces.
Braces who?
Braces yourself, I have a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gum.
Gum who?
Gum on, let’s have a good time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cavity.
Cavity who?
Cavity can be prevented with good oral hygiene!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plaque.
Plaque who?
Plaque up your toothbrush and let’s get brushing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wisdom.
Wisdom who?
Wisdom teeth are growing in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fangs for the memories!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toothbrush.
Toothbrush who?
Toothbrush, toothbrush, toothbrush your teeth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dental floss.
Dental floss who?
Dental floss your teeth, or else!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bite.
Bite who?
Bite me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Retainer.
Retainer who?
Retainer, remember to wear me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dental crown.
Dental crown who?
Dental crown your teeth with a beautiful smile!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gingivitis.
Gingivitis who?
Gingivitis is no joke, take care of your gums!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orthodontist.
Orthodontist who?
Orthodontist, I’m here to straighten things out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plaque.
Plaque who?
Plaque off, I’m trying to brush my teeth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mint.
Mint who?
Mint to be, freshen up that breath!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bridge.
Bridge who?
Bridge the gap in your smile!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Root canal.
Root canal who?
Root canal, root canal, root canal you hear me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Filling.
Filling who?
Filling in that cavity!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Enamel.
Enamel who?
Enamel is the protective layer of your teeth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth fairy.
Tooth fairy who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crown.
Crown who?
Crown yourself with a bright smile!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toothpaste.
Toothpaste who?
Toothpaste, the key to a healthy mouth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gums.
Gums who?
Gums up your toothbrush and get to brushing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Denture.
Denture who?
Denture your smile with confidence!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tartar.
Tartar who?
Tartar sauce, let’s keep those teeth clean!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dental hygienist.
Dental hygienist who?
Dental hygienist, your partner in oral health!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bristles.
Bristles who?
Bristles, the most important part of your toothbrush!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fluoride.
Fluoride who?
Fluoride, the mineral that strengthens your teeth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dental assistant.
Dental assistant who?
Dental assistant, helping the dentist keep your teeth healthy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canker sore.
Canker sore who?
Canker sore, ouch!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dental school.
Dental school who?
Dental school, where future dentists learn their trade!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gingivectomy.
Gingivectomy who?
Gingivectomy, a surgical procedure to remove gum tissue!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gold crown.
Gold crown who?
Gold crown, the most regal of dental restorations!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anesthetic.
Anesthetic who?
Anesthetic, numbing your mouth for pain-free procedures!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cavity.
Cavity who?
Cavity, the enemy of healthy teeth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth decay.
Tooth decay who?
Tooth decay, a preventable disease!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth enamel.
Tooth enamel who?
Tooth enamel, the hardest substance in your body!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tongue scraper.
Tongue scraper who?
Tongue scraper, for fresh breath and a healthy mouth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bruxism.
Bruxism who?
Bruxism, the grinding and clenching of teeth that can damage them!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dental implant.
Dental implant who?
Dental implant, a permanent tooth replacement solution!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toothbrush holder.
Toothbrush holder who?
Toothbrush holder, for keeping your toothbrush clean and organized!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dental phobia.
Dental phobia who?
Dental phobia, a common fear of the dentist that can be overcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Floss.
Floss who?
Floss, the key to removing plaque and preventing gum disease!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orthodontist.
Orthodontist who?
Orthodontist, the specialist who can straighten your teeth and give you a perfect smile!
10+ More Knock Knock jokes for toddlers
You know what they say – laughter is the best medicine. Especially for a teething toddler who can’t enjoy anything else! If you’re struggling to distract your little one from the discomfort of teething, we’ve got just the thing – a collection of tooth-rific knock knock jokes about teeth! These jokes are so easy and fun that even a toddler can enjoy them.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice tooth hurt when I eat sweets?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tooth.
Tooth who?
Tooth be told, these knock knock jokes are hilarious!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the toothbrush, you pack the toothpaste
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a dental check-up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to lose my first tooth!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and brush your teeth!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me why I should floss every day!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-one seen my toothbrush?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Brie.
Brie who?
Brie careful when you’re eating candy!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hippo.
Hippo who?
Hippo-toothpaste, please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sasha.
Sasha who?
Sasha mouth needs a good brushing!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas! Here’s a new toothbrush.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore tooth!
Conclusion
We hope you and your little one had a tooth-rific time giggling through our knock knock jokes about teeth! Not only are these jokes a fun distraction during the tough teething days, but they also help to teach your child the importance of dental hygiene in a lighthearted way. Remember, it’s never too early to start taking care of those pearly whites! And who knows, maybe these jokes will even inspire your little one to become a future dentist or comedian. So, keep on smiling and laughing, and don’t forget to brush your teeth twice a day!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl see you later, have fun brushing!
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